{"product_id":"we-are-the-weirdos-mister-body-oil","title":"We Are The Weirdos Mister Body Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe Are the Weirdos, Mister Body Oil 🥀\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDescription:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those who move through the world on their own terms—unapologetic, fiercely protected, and completely untamed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe Are the Weirdos, Mister\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is crafted for the bold and the mysterious. This luxurious body oil marries deep botanical magic with high-vibe energy, leaving your skin intensely hydrated while enveloping you in an air of dark, magnetic confidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Intention \u0026amp; Vibe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis blend is all about stepping fully into your own power and standing strong in who you are. Designed to evoke an aura of mystery and absolute self-assurance, it serves as a daily shield and dynamic reminder: you don't need permission to exist loudly, darkly, and authentically.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Ingredients \u0026amp; Scent:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Scent (Midnight Orchid):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Deep, velvety, and seductive—a dark floral fragrance that commands attention without saying a word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBotanicals (Mugwort, Yarrow, Rose Buds):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ancient herbs revered for intuition, energetic boundaries, and shielding your aura, combined with rose buds to keep your power rooted in self-love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrystals (Obsidian \u0026amp; Garnet):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Charged with black obsidian to absorb negative energy and offer total protection, paired with garnet to ignite inner strength, fiery passion, and unshakeable confidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo Use:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmooth a few drops onto clean, damp skin after a shower or bath to lock in moisture, or massage onto pulse points whenever you need to call your power back to you. Shake gently before use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHandcrafted in small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMade with skin-loving, plant-based oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePhthalate-free and paraben-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Em \u0026 Earth Apothecary ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52915437535549,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/8746\/7325\/files\/B9968695-02D3-4DD7-8CE1-172CB155F2F8.jpg?v=1787369884","url":"https:\/\/emandearthapothecary.com\/products\/we-are-the-weirdos-mister-body-oil","provider":"Em \u0026 Earth Apothecary ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}